January 2012
When Elmo, Cookie Monster and Telly were judges on Top Chef
bEST THING EVER
I probably shouldn’t be eating a pastrami sandwich this late at night
But I’m hungry :(
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That was an odd shower
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: the transition between Greed and Everybody Wants Somebody is one of my favorite things ever
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That was a gratuitous amount of cream cheese for such a small bagel
It makes me laugh when people say they can’t fathom Patrick being sexual because I am the complete opposite with that I think he’s secretly a god and y’all who think otherwise are gravely mistaken
I am going to delete this in a minute lol
PEE WEE HERMAN IS GOING TO BE ON NEXT WEEK’S TOP CHEF HAHAHAHA
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I hate when i’m in public and a guy looks at me...
I love Bruno Mars but I am SO tired of hearing It Will Rain. It’s so overplayed and I’m to the point that I start getting mad every time it comes on the radio, ugh
Biting my lips is such a bad habit of mine. It messes them up and makes them raw all the time bUT I CAN’T STOP
intruder replied to your post: I just stabbed my mouth with an especially pointy…
mouth stabs via chips is the worst ever
Seriously. So are pizza mouth burns
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I just stabbed my mouth with an especially pointy pita chip and it hurts like a motherfucker